I don't care what you say. This is the best story of the playoffs so far:
...told them if they wanted to play they needed their own table, then folded up the table, and rolled it into the Wings locker room. #boom— Will Posthumus (@Will_Posthumus) April 17, 2012
Todd Bertuzzi -- an enforcer on and off the ice.
UPDATE: Bertuzzi talked about this story on Tuesday and cleared up some of the details of what actually happened.