Week 11 NFL picks 2012: No pulp

Still in first place in my Pick 'Em league, which I'm pretty sure has more people in it than American Samoa, means another week of me half ass-ing my picks with very little details and too many GIFs for your browser to withstand. I'll do it this way for at least another week until I really start to lose it. Look at me, the confidence is just coming out of me (cars.com) and I'm dancing like I'm Mia Wallace before the lines nearly kill me. I'm talking about these lines, of course. Ketchup:

BILLS (-3) over Dolphins

FALCONS (-10.5) over Cardinals

COWBOYS (-7.5) over Browns

RAMS (-3.5) over Jets

REDSKINS (-1.5) over Eagles

Bucs (-1.5) over PANTHERS

Why don't you kiss?

TEXANS (-15.5) over Jaguars

Saints (-4.5) over RAIDERS

PATRIOTS (-8.5) over Colts

I originally had Colts here, but that was an oopsies because I had Patriots on the site I'm pulling the straight spreads from:

49ERS (-4.5) over Bears

TEASERS (+14)

Bengals (+10.5) over CHIEFS

LIONS (+17.5) over Packers

Chargers (+21) over BRONCOS

Ravens (+11) over STEELERS

(I took out the GIF in this one, because it's creepy enough as is. You're welcome.)

Last Week: 9-5

SEASON: 95-49-2