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I wish the Lions' tradition of losing on Thanksgiving every year wasn't the only football tra-dish of the week. Every single year I feel like it should carry over to Sunday and the rest of the league who didn't have the privilege to play in front of millions of viewers on Thursday is put on a Holiday bye week. No more games. It'd be the second day of thanks in a matter of four days (third if you count Black Friday deals at Best Buy) and I'd definitely appreciate it.
After a long weekend of football, Kid Rock, heartbreak, booze, turkey and stuffing, and family stuff, I can't seem to get up for the culmination of the weekend ... another whole day of football. I mean, I've done it and I'll do it again, but it's just hard on the body.
Alas, a full day of football is here, because my suggestion is not plausible, and I'm still floating the spread pick 'em cloud nine in FIRST PLACE. My heart's not entirely in it this Sunday, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's a crashing to Earth. Then again, I've said that before.
Thursday's Picks:
Texans (-2.5) over LIONS
Not happy about it:
COWBOYS (-3) over Redskins
Patriots (-5.5) over JETS
I would've given 'em ten:
BEARS (-1.5) over Vikings
BENGALS (-7.5) over Raiders
Steelers (-0.5) over BROWNS
Broncos (-9.5) over CHIEFS
BUCS (+0.5) over Falcons
Titans (-2.5) over JAGUARS
CHARGERS (+1.5) over Ravens
Rams (+2.5) over CARDINALS
(this GIF could also apply for Seahawks/Dolphins)
EAGLES (-0.5) over Panthers
Okay, above GIF could also apply here. I'll just leave this one blank.
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