Week 9 NFL picks 2012: Tug boat

Entering Week 9, I'm ranked No. 4 out of over 1000 players in my pick 'em league. I think this almost calls for a #selfy with me puckering my lips and flashing a peace sign. In the interest of time, even though I was given an extra hour today, I won't do that and I will provide only a wholly relevant pic or GIF for each game this week.

CHARGERS (-7.5) over Chiefs

Chiefs are such a mess, I jumped on minus-9:

Broncos (-2.5) over BENGALS

Ravens (-3.5) over BROWNS

PACKERS (-11.5) over Cardinals

COLTS (+2.5) over Dolphins

Panthers (+4.5) over REDSKINS

Bills (+10.5) over TEXANS

Bucs (+1.5) over RAIDERS

Steelers (+3.5) over GIANTS

SAINTS (-3.5) over Eagles

TEASERS (+14)

Lions (+10.5) over JAGUARS

TITANS (+17.5) over Bears

SEAHAWKS (+9.5) over Vikings

Puke GIF Game of the Week

Cowboys (+18) over FALCONS

Last week: 9-5

SEASON: 74-42-2