It's the holidays, so I'm going to make these babies quick. I'm in second place in my pick 'em league and started the week off 1-0 after winning Saturday's Monday Night Football game.
Falcons (-3.5) over LIONS
Fans are openly cheering for the Lions to lose games so they can have a better draft pick, but at the same time they are using these games to continue judging Jim Schwartz. That doesn't seem fair, but some fans are stupid.
PACKERS (-12.5) over Titans
CJ2K is frazzled about the company in the CJ2K nickname department, or maybe he's still gassed after that impressive 94-yard touchdown run last week.
Colts (-5.5) over CHIEFS
Jamaal Charles would start to go off after I lose in my fantasy playoffs.
Bills (+4.5) over DOLPHINS
Redskins (-4.5) over EAGLES
If the Eagles cover this, I'm going to snap into a slim jim on the NFL's weirdness. Or I'm going to adamantly refuse to see the movie Silver Linings.
BUCCANEERS (-3.5) over Rams
Believe it or not, this officially knocks the Rams out of playoff contention.
Raiders (+7.5) over PANTHERS
Raiders keep it within a touchdown.
Patriots (-14.5) over JAGUARS
They can't wait for Tim Tebow to show up!
Chargers (+2.5) over JETS
Unless Tebow does something weird on the eve of Christmas Eve.
Browns (+13.5) over BRONCOS
Broncos win a tough one, imagine that.
Bears (-4.5) over CARDINALS
A defense that can actually take advantage of the Cardinals' horrible offense. Plus, Jay Cutler isn't as generous as Matthew Stafford.
RAVENS (+1.5) over Giants
I'm starting to worry about Tom Coughlin's face.
TEASERS (+14 points)
Saints (+16.5) over COWBOYS
Good for the Saints for overcoming the offseason scandal distractions to possibly finish .500 this year. It's peculiar how talent trumps head coaching.
Bengals (+18) over STEELERS
One day, AJ Green might be half as good as Calvin Johnson and he'll be the best wide receiver in the NFL.
Vikings (+21) over TEXANS
Be silly, Adrian Peterson.
SEAHAWKS (+15) over 49ers
I'm strangely aroused for this festivus of kickers.