After the Lions end their losing streak (and I end mine), I'm taking my wife to broadway.
TITANS (-9.5) over Colts
Picking the Colts to cover last week and then seeing them lose by 50-some is one of my low points in life.
RAMS (+14.5) over Saints
Speaking of picking teams to cover against the Saints.
GIANTS (-10.5) over Dolphins
2011 Dolphins, your bizarro 1972 Dolphins.
PANTHERS (-3.5) over Vikings
My friend who is in town this weekend is picking Vikings straight up, putting them in his parlay, and is starting Christian Ponder at QB in fantasy this week -- I have to go Panthers here.
Cardinals (+13.5) over RAVENS
TOO MANY POINTS, and did you watch last MNF?
TEXANS (-9.5) over Jags
Scobee MIGHT ruin this for me, but the Texans come out ready to play.
BILLS (-4.5) over Redskins
This game will be played in Canada and everyone knows the Redskins don't play well in Canada.
Lions (-2.5) over BRONCOS
Stafford is a game-time decision. A brief pre-game conversation with Tim Tebow should be enough. And then this:
STEELERS (+2.5) over Patriots
Game of the week.
Browns (+9.5) over 49ERS
No Golden Gate, I hate San Francisco and I'm dropping Vernon Davis.
SEAHAWKS (+1.5) over Bengals
It took me way too long to realize what SSPD meant on ESPN Fantasy this morning -- that's what Cedric Benson is and why I feel like the Seahawks win here.
Cowboys (+3.5) over EAGLES
Andy Reid is undefeated after the bye, which is exactly why Cowboys cover here.
Chargers (-3.5) over CHIEFS
This isn't quite the same as when the Chiefs hosted prime time against the Chargers last year.
Last week: 5-8
Season ATS: 57-46
Standings vs. commenter(s), my brother (W-L ... GB):
ME: 57-46 ... -
D.P.: 57-46 ... - (7-6 last week)